Full Name: Charlie Marvin Zane
Age: 52
Birthday: 22nd August
Gender:
man
Pronouns: he/him
Occupation: Rank 3 Commander, Plant Connoseiur
Originally From:
Kansas
Former alcoholic hothead with no volume control turned camp guidance counsellor-dad type boss with no volume control.
The type of parental figure that is both mildly scary and chock full of bad puns. Though he has always taken pride in being someone that others can look to for guidance, he may be partly motivated by trying to live his life in such a way that might redeem himself for past actions.
Full Name: Vince Johnathan Lemoncito Galloway
Age: 33
Birthday: 21st February
Gender:
male
(if
"sex" is the question, the answer is "hell yeah")
Pronouns: he/him
Occupation: Rank 3 Commander, the Guy Who Knows How To Get Anything
Originally From: Detroit
Puts an immense amount of effort into looking like he puts no effort into anything - if this effort was directed outwards instead, there's no telling how much he could accomplish. A firm believer in "fake it till you make it" but also of "I have never been wrong in my entire life". May be a little self centred but is discovering his skill of bringing people together.
Full Name: Peter León Reina Marrufo
Age: 31
Birthday: 9th February
Gender:
gay
Pronouns: he/him
Occupation: Rank 3 Commander, local Lycanthrope
Originally From: Chicago
DEMANDS attention and THRIVES on theatrics. The melodrama of it all.
Despite a medical need to
be at the forefront of
everyone's business, when faced with a fight or flight situation will choose Flight
9 times out of 10. Is however learning that simply Being, especially with those you care about, is very rewarding.
Aspiring furry artist.
Full Name: Gary Cornelius Martel
Age: 36
Birthday: 28th April
Gender:
guy
Pronouns: he/him
Occupation: Rank 3 Commander, translator, Guy Who Can Throw Really Heavy Objects
Originally From: Missouri
Flips from
going all out
on a single task for 48 hours straight
to forgetting what his own name is, and vice versa. Is somewhat aware of his physical strength but has no idea of the extent of his information retention and
creativity in problem solving.
Avid enjoyer of Goofing Off and Doing Dumb Shit Because It's Funny.
Full Name: Dagmar Abigail Dorfmeister
Age: 40
Birthday: 1st May
Gender:
lesbian!!!
Pronouns: she/her
Occupation: Special Ops/Explosives Expert,
local Pyromaniac
Originally From: Austria
Expresses herself with Big actions - bear hugs, excited flailing, making things explode and or combust, etc. From an outsider's perspective she is often viewed as mildly to moderately terrifying, but those who are lucky to have her as a friend know she is actually a huge softie, who is midly to moderately terrifying. There is a vengeful side to her however, and anyone who ever invokes it will need all the luck they can get.
Full Name: Richardine Budika Sansoni
Age: 44
Birthday: 2nd December
Gender:
trans woman
Pronouns:
she/her
Occupation: Rank 4 Commander, Guinea Pig Mom
Originally From: Sri Lanka
If charisma was a real life visible stat, Ricky's would be maxed out. At a towering 6'7" and with an air of self confidence so strong it could permeate lead, it's hard to not be at least a little impressed by her.
A strong believer in being true to oneself,
she will try her damndest to make sure everyone she meets knows their own value
and potential.
Despite the impression of being a person who has all her shit together,
many things slip through the cracks - misplacing guinea pigs, forgetting to put on pants, ignoring important work to acquire more hats, etc.
Full Name: Masuyo Wakahisa
Age: complicated
Birthday: classified
Gender:
redacted
Pronouns: they/them, she/her
Occupation: Second In Command, not so much a Mad Scientist but a Jaded Scientist Who Just Wants To Experience A Feeling Again
Originally From: Nagasaki
A manifestation of Just Tired Of It All.
Has been doing This Shit for too long and is resigned to the fact that there's no end in sight.
Despite an intense apathy inherited from being the subordinate of a megalamaniacal alien for decades,
their lifelong desire to learn new things and one-up people for fun is still present
. On the occasion that it surfaces, it becomes clear that there's still a glimmer of optimism deep down in there.
Full Name: Vilhelmina Hellä Vanhanen
Age: 60
Birthday: 15th March
Gender:
female
Pronouns: she/her
Occupation: Rank 4 Commander, Asshole Boss
Originally From: Finland
Almost entirely motivated by getting to antagonise people, and just plain spite. What was once a commonly shared drive to stick it to the man and dismantle the oppressive structures of this world has over time morphed into bitterness and messing with people just for shits and giggles.
Under the carefully curated facade of being Scary
, she does remember her original goals in life, but they may need a little help to resurface. That is, if anyone ever attempts to try.
Full Name:
Bethany Brass Batallion Batara
Age: 14
Birthday: 23rd July
Gender:
female
Pronouns: she/her
Occupation: Rank 1 Grunt, Literally A Teenager
Originally From: Philippines
Teenagers are often emotional and angry, but Brass takes it up a notch or three.
Which is fair when you're recruited for a space army before you've even hit puberty.
Not having parents around telling you what to do might seem cool at first, but finding a new dad who not only shares your enjoyment of sharp objects but shows you how to play with them safely is even cooler.
Full Name: Thaddeus Axel Barker
Age: 42
Birthday: 22nd September
Gender:
male
Pronouns: he/him
Occupation:
Rank 3 Commander
, Kind Of A Badass
Originally From: Alberta
Doesn't like to talk unless he has something worthwhile to say, or if it's to call someone out on some bullshit
. Whilst appearing level-headed and grounded, possibly even the only person in the vicinity to have his shit even remotely together, behind the Stoic Cool Guy exterior is a guy who would rather not plan anything beyond hanging out and listening to someone infodump about something for hours.
Or driving his bike out to the opposite end of the continent, as one does.
Full Name: Geoffrey Eduardo Thierry Feliciano Ariel Maximiliano Gaston Kevin Soucy
Age: 36
Birthday: 10th August
Gender:
better than yours
Pronouns: he/him, she/her
Occupation: Rank 3 Commander, Professional Bitch™
Originally From: Montreal
The result of a grand metamorphosis (explosion) from "anxious people pleaser" to "esteemed icon"
(vain showoff).
Despite his current form being far more authentic than how he spent the first 30 something years of his life, there's a strong sense of it being a performance. Revealing any form of vulnerability or appeasing to anything is completely unacceptable.